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ahboy_agan read my profile sign my guestbook Name: ahboy Location: Perth, Australia Birthday: 11/24/1983 Gender: Male Interests: keyboards, digital grands, syth technologies, 4by4's, car detailing... Expertise: good question..if theres any! Occupation: Tax Accountant Industry: Business Message: message me MSN: ahboy_patrick_agan@yahoo.com.au ICQ: 100283440 Member Since: 9/5/2003 SubscriptionsSites I Read Subscribe to ahboy_agan Get trial subscription zhungyi sengeileen AussieJourno danfc_89 Hardcrypted IANHONG JustDaFunkSoulBro prisil convy2006 Facedownworshipper PraiseBeToGod EtzAEtz vinsanity_jazzin cheongsunmei klzj82 s_a_m_c_h_a_n faniepronfunny WeblogMinistry In_His_presence starsforevA LeeDeaR ammohtan Kopi_Peng hengian drybonesdancing theOrangeBox gavs Luvreia Loosy007 chee_chung jasontjs josephfromperth convcomm thams Quick_beam iling79 GrOh flich tawakai mun_z GinnieGillssyy J_bL3sseD rwichew lotusutol rubybeckie leannesim woooF Jess_Shalom uwa_jamin Cade_Faded Ure1nOnlyCryst moojane holankia Groups Blogrings OcF-Wa previous - random - next Australia OCFers previous - random - next  † Youth ALIVE †  previous - random - next Passion for True Worship previous - random - next !!Christian Musicians!! previous - random - next Weblog Ministries previous - random - next Worship Leaders previous - random - next undone worshippers previous - random - next Posting Calendar Jan Feb Mar Apr May June July Aug Sept Oct Nov Dec 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 2012 2011 2010 2009 2008 2007 2006 2005 2004 2003 2002 2001 2000 1999 |<< oldest | newest >>| view all weblog archives Get Involved! Suggest a link Recommend to friend Create a site

this site all xanga   Saturday, December 15, 2007 ...of accountants... A conversation came up recently about accountants again.. (no pun intended) .....and i remembered this really hilarious article in one of zhungyi's posts....so for accountants...laugh and enjoy..all the rest of you suckers.......too bad...if it offends you or is an offense to read in your culture/legal jurisdiciton please shut the browser =) Well firstly, we hold your financial worth in our hands. Piss us off and we'll make it all go away. Reward us and we'll treat you nicely. Why do I say that? Well what drives the economy? Besides supply & demand? Double-entry accounting! Every single company on this planet has to have an accounting system set up. Think of the countless accounts clerks and accountants that litter the offices of every single company in the world. They are the sole people responsible for ensuring that all accounting entries are in check. With increasing legislation and reporting requirements, it is important now more than ever that the accounts are kept in check and are correct. Here is where accountants can make or break a company. Underpaid and overworked? They can create errors that most people will only discover after the year end, when said accountant is languishing on a beach somewhere snickering at his former company. Need to cook your books? Accountants come into play once again. We can find ways to hide that huge debt you just incurred or to boost profits by 200%. Just tell us to do it and its done. Of course you have to pay us enough for our efforts. Our mastery of the accounting universe is so vast that our tricks and adjustments are often not even detected by auditors, all thanks to the 3 grueling years of accounting theory that we had to study. Think back to Enron and WorldCom and all those big companies that went bankrupt. Sure it was the top management that ordered the books to be cooked..but who do you think did all the cooking? Thats right...the humble and lower-paid accountant. He was the one that came up with all the ingenious ideas that hid all that debt and made the company seem so prosperous. Don't hate us for it..we were paid and told to do it. Such is life. I mean face it...when your job is to count money and account for it, you tend to get attached to it. Okay so you don't own a company...that doesn't mean we don't control your financial life. You know those tax agents that file your tax forms for you? Who do you think they really are? That's right...accountants. So you can run from us now...but sooner or later, we'll account for you. If you're nice to us, we can suggest a million ways to reduce your tax. I won't go into details for fear of confusing you, and also to keep our well-kept secrets from non-accountants. Treat us harshly and we can just tell you that you can't claim that $5,000 tax deduction because of 'double reporting', when in fact you can, and should. We can also report your tax faults...that new home that you recently sold but never stayed in, although you claimed you did? Bye bye capital gain. Hello capital gains tax. How about those financial planners and advisors? Yeap..accountants too. We control your wealth for the next 50 years. So if we feel like it, we could invest your retirement fund in high-risk bonds, and when you lose everything, just attribute it to the bad economy. Devious, no? All this power and control over money has turned the humble and geeky accountant into a multi-faceted corporate machine, whether he's accounting for a multi-national company, or just filing tax returns for the local residents. We have evolved into a power hungry and snobbish race that believe we hold Lordship over the accounting universe. We think that we are the sole guardians of the double-entry system, and that no else should be allowed to touch the account books, for fear of destroying the precious balance between legality and corruption. xd 9:27 AM - 189 views - 2 eprops - 1 comment - email it Friday, September 28, 2007 That's equivalent to the number of germs on 297 toilet seats. 1,483,020How Many Germs Live On Your Keyboard? JustSayHi - Free Personals 5:55 PM - 145 views - 6 eprops - 4 comments - email it Wednesday, September 26, 2007 the last 30 hrs or so has been horrific.... visited the bathroom like 9 times in less than 10hrs...litreally once every hr... countless stomach aches and wanting to puke didnt work for 2 days....!!! was hoping to go to work today but from my stomach playing games thought i better spare the people on level 8 of my building who use the bathroom!!  on another note.... i can just see the work on my desk piling up.. :( to b continued later 2:33 PM - 94 views - 2 eprops - 1 comment - email it Sunday, September 16, 2007 recently played at someone's house-warming.  was an experience in itself having to play abit of jazz (i'm probably not even halfway there...)  but still.. a good attempt. =) but the team was great!  love 'em to bits.. =) what struck me was this housewarming was hardly about the owner and its occupants.  First thing the host did was to do a blessing for an uncle and aunty as they go to another country to serve in missions.  Then proceeded to share their (host) journey from his early days etc etc.  Amazing testimonies to God's glory indeed. and.....call this divine appointment or what....God sent someone i've been wanting to meet and learn from - a business consultant!! 8:02 PM - 100 views - 2 eprops - 1 comment - email it Monday, September 03, 2007 Currently Listening Saviour King By Hillsong You Are Faithful see related is it  time for a change in environment?? 10:11 PM - 84 views - 4 eprops - 3 comments - email it Next 5 >>

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